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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Short Story: Sweet Life

I just lost my gramps, I do hope you appreciate your love ones before it's too late. Below short story was taken from Facebook sharing. Prepare your tissue...


A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door...

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love ♥

Friday, February 10, 2012

He simply Loves Us

Taken via Facebook sharing. A comfort that I really need during my darkest hour...

P/S: I miss you :(

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Exposed all his 7 accounts

Just not long ago I share a very interesting case in Innit. You might wanna check my previous post here. Previously he used 5 accounts to danged few of the featured post in the morning. Guess what?

I was so wrong, he actually got 7 accounts! Even by ignoring his other accounts, it's obvious that jau90, jauzi90 and pet grass by the same person. Why would jauzi90 keep posting about cat eating grass in the first place??? Not to forget,

He attacked with all his accounts!!!

Speaking of desperado, he shown to us his true color and the accounts he's been using!!! Wait, there might be more accounts that is not exposed yet =X

Note to Nuffies, kindly check if these accounts are under the same IP address. I will not argue and hands off if it's done by a group of dangers but if it's done by 1 selfish blogger, I hope you all will do something about it. From what I know a blogger is not even allowed to create 1 Malaysia account together with 1 Singapore account in the first place.

Cheers to rest of the bloggers~

What aSHAME! Dang others to self-Nang!

Came across Featured Posts in Innit was ranked down and replaced by a new post. Guess what I found out when I click to view them


bluedianthus: One of the few featured post got Danged


Jauzi90: Same Dangers Nang this post

Most fishy about the last 5 posts, all about cat eating grass. WTF with those posts?!?

You judge yourself and let me know what do you think about it, I can only say

GET A LIFE Loser!!!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Duz Tha Speak Yorkshire?

Get the joke?

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ectasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Friday, February 3, 2012

The world of words

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:



1.
DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2.
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

3.
ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4.
IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5.
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6.
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8.
IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9.
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10..
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11.
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13.
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14.
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15.
WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16.
IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17.
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18.
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19.
WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20.
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21.
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22.
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23.
DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24.
DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26.
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27.
IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28.
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29.
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

30.
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31.
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32.
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33.
IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

34.
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD


Have fun, Carol x

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Contrast

Found this interesting sharing via Facebook. People are often amazed by the opposite attraction. Don't you agree?

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Brain Study

I can read this without any problem, can you?

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